This is the second part of a series on online dating. Here is the first
There is a lot of stigma surrounded with the idea of online dating. No one wants to freely admit they do it, because they don’t want to come off as desperate. Up until recently people thought online dating was just the people who played D&D in their mom’s basement and never got out. This is not true. According to Match 1 in 5 relationships start online, and if that number is correct, that’s a fuck ton of people.
The more I do it, the more I give 0 Fucks about telling people that I take part in this. I will always be the first person to say it, and then slowly but surely people come out of the woodwork and say things like, “I’m on Match,” I’ve been on Jdate” etc. The more comfortable you are admitting to yourself you do it, it’s totally fine.
I’ve heard lot’s of excuses as to why girls are on the site (we know why guys are on there)
- I don’t have any time because I have grad school
- I’m tired of meeting guys at bars
- I’m looking for something more
- My friend made me do it!
Blah, blah, blah…Girls want to get fucked just as much as guys do, but they wont admit it. It’s OK, you’re still daddy’s little girl.
Ease of Online Dating
I’m pretty sure this is the easiest possible way to meet someone; it takes no effort. The same guy who told me about the site, uses the mobile app exclusively in the bathroom. He calls it “BM’s and Bitches”.
“I can take a dump at work, scroll through my phone and hit on girls! How Great is that?”
All you have to do is look at someone’s picture and if they’re good looking you’re going to want to read a little more, if they’re not you just ignore them. This is easy. I was sick one weekend and therefor couldn’t go out to the bar, but I was still able to engage members of the opposite sex without leaving the comfort of my own home. It’s the equivalent of going on Facebook and looking someone’s profile you met once. There’s no shame to it.
If I was a female, I would sign up in a heartbeat. For every asshole like me who is not going to buy dinner, there are 15 other guys who will drop $80+ on a first date. Girls hold the power.My friend told me she had some guy drop $90 on a first date. She didn’t call him again.
As a female even if you do not like the guy, just use him. This Girl is a genius. This might be immoral, but hey if you can do it, go for it. I personally can’t really talk about morals because I used a girl who had cancer, for her
houseestate ( her parents owned a compound).
This is inevitable. Not everyone you meet will like you. I’ve had a lot of bad dates, mostly because the girl sucked. (It’s never my fault) It must suck to suck. Having no sense of humor is possibly the worst thing on the planet. If you cannot laugh at my racist/religious/misogynist jokes then I don’t want to see you again.
I went out with a girl who seemed great, leading all the way through the first part of the date until she told me her political views. Now, normally I don’t care how Conservative or Liberal you are, but when this chick said she waited in line for 12 hours in the rain to meet Sarah Palin, I knew that was a red flag. Even I won’t stick my dick in crazy.
Or my very first date, where the girl just came from coaching softball practice and couldn’t change her fucking dirt covered sweat pants. REALLY?
Or the girl who has done more Acid than the people who attend Phish concerts . It was like talking to a piece of flounder; I don’t even know if she made coherent sentences or just marine animal noises. I could see her brain melting out of her ears. I stared at her chest for an hour and nodded politely while she filled me in on the joys of dancing in the mud and making “arts and crafts”. FUN!
My blind date was worse.
I usually think my dates go well, but then again I’m a huge narcissist. More often then not, you can get a feel if the person is into you; other times you can’t. It’s all a part of the game. You can’t win them wall.