This is part 1, of what might be an ongoing thought. It might be mildly offensive.
We currently live in the fattest country in the world. What a great title to have! Both times I was in Europe I heard something along the lines of ” Hey! your not fat, why aren’t you fat? You’re American!” The sad reality is that majority of the population is gross. I’m not saying just fucking ugly, I mean fucking fat, like rolls on rolls on rolls. It’s pathetic, and there are a lot of things that cause this such as; bad parenting, shitty diet, lack of motivation, food addiction, low self-esteem, not having a mirror in your house, etc. For anyone that is interested here are some facts about Diabetes, Obesity, and Hypertension, all of which can stem from having a shitty diet.
With that being said, I’m a big proponent of physical activity. I have always been athletic, and had the opportunity to be around people with similar interests in the Sporting Arts. I know a lot of people who aren’t into sports which is perfectly fine, however I think everyone needs to give it a shot. Being athletic and trying to get in shape are totally different. Make a fucking effort. Is it really hard to set aside 15 minutes a day? Buy a kettle-bell and watch a Youtube video, do that 3x a week and your golden. I’m sure you have time to take a break in between the Facebook creeping and watching that rerun of Modern Family you have seen 4 times. Look, if working out was easy and fun, everyone would do it. Working out shouldn’t be a burden.
If you don’t work out in some form, I can pretty much guarantee that your body will be gross at some point. I like being in shape and looking good and being complemented, who doesn’t? If we could detach our heads and have different bodies for different occasions, I would not be writing this, but of course we don’t. Here is an example; ” I have a date with this broad who loves huge jacked black guys, hold on let me get my Lebron James body for tonight.” Here is another example; “This girl I’m seeing loves slender toned guys with big calves, ok I will get my Lance Armstrong body.” Shit doesn’t work like that. This is just one of the many reasons to work out. If this seems hard, make a fitness goal. One of my fitness goals is to get through the entire Insanity Ab workout without quitting (shits fucking intense).
I feel as though girls are the worst. They think if they are skinny, they’re in shape. Wrong. Just because you’re skinny doesn’t mean you have a nice body, chances are you have the body of a 12 year old boy. Eating like a pig in college and a few years after might be fine, but that shit catches up to you, and soon you will have a big Fupa and before you know it you’ll be 35, unmarried with low self-esteem. I can think of a few girls who were skinny but never worked out and they had one of those skinny girl guts, that and they had cottage cheese legs. Shit is gross. Does that sound harsh? Yea maybe, or you can put some fucking effort into looking good. I work out, I expect the same out of the opposite sex. The good thing about being a girl, is that they can get dick whenever they please, guys can’t get vagina at a snap of their fingers. It’s easy for a girl to be a Slut, but hard for a guy to be a Stud.