To protect the people involved in this story, I’m using made up names.
Sometime last spring I was hanging out with a friend when she told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My friend, lets call her Anna, did not seem like the type to engage in this sort of promiscuous behavior. She had stated that it was part of her college bucket list and that she thought it would be fun. I was glad she wanted to leap out of her comfort zone into another vagina. Her boyfriend, Julio was also on board (what straight guy wouldn’t?).
Finding the third person usually seems to be the issue. It’s not the type of thing you just ask someone, luckily Julio and Anna had a friend who is a seasoned vet when it came to group sex. Beatrice. She was down. They were down. School was ending. It was going to happen.
I was asked to hang out with them that night (still not sure why). I was given strict directions not to flirt with Beatrice for fear of me running the night for all parties involved. I was the fourth wheel, but I was happy for my friends and wanted them to complete their mission, so I obliged.
We had all hung out during day, but I really didn’t speak too much to Beatrice. Everyone knew in their head what was going to happen.
Later on that night, the four of us went out to some Mexican joint. Everyone was getting boozed up. I can tell Julio was nervous, since this was his first foray into this new thing. Beatrice and Anna were flirting and hitting it off. I was keeping quite for the most part, not being my loquacious self. Everything seemed to be going well.
At some point during the dinning experience, Anna and Julio each had to use the restroom. It was just me and Beatrice. We started talking and she had found out the I lean left on the political spectrum. This caught Beatrice off guard, because prior to dinner I had made an offensive gay joke in poor taste. Her opinion on me changed. Anna and Julio sat back down.
Later on that night, while riding shotgun in Julio’s car, I recieved a text from Anna that went something like this:
“Beatrice want’s to bang you, there will be no threesome”
“But I didn’t even talk to her, you told me not to”
“That’s kind of what did it”
Julio was also alerted. He was upset. I felt that I had someway ruined the threesome experience for Anna and him. I did actually feel bad.
I ended up going home with Beatrice.
I’m sure there were other factors in her not wanting to have the threesome, or postponing it, but to this day, I still take a little blame for ruining what could have been a fun experience for those three. As far as I know Beatrice and Anna still talk. I’m still friends with Anna and Julio, but I have not spoken to Beatrice since, aside from 1 twitter comment.